if Lady Gaga
was a barracuda,
she would be
Lady Gargar
_____
I’m a Marksist,
as in I despise
all men
named Mark
_____
the only thing
more seductive
than moral certainty—
shirtless Anakin
_____
beautiful?
or booty-full?
_____
keep losing
in Mario Kart
to a frenchperson
named Cabbage
_____
IamMusty
wants to join
the virtual room
_____
I do worry
about scurvy
_____
my father calls me
Old Yeller
because he secretly wants
to shoot me
_____
decadence will always be met
with punishment
